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Hi there.

If we were meeting in person right now, this would be a whole lot more awkward. For starters, the lead-up to me saying “hi” would include lots of shuffling feet, false starts, and darting eyes. Once I greeted you and introduced myself, I’d be struggling to figure out how much eye contact to make and end up settling for staring at your nose instead. (Don’t worry—there’s nothing wrong with it.) If you went in for a handshake, I hope you ended it first because I always just assume that the other person will stop first, which means we could be shaking hands until muscle fatigue sets in if it’s let up to me.

All in all, I can be a pretty awkward person. Being both a Thinker and an Introvert probably doesn’t help matters much. I’m an INTJ, and my type in particular is known for being a tad oblivious in social situations.

As a Thinker, I have trouble anticipating what will or will not cause a certain emotional response. I struggle to walk the fine line between being honest and straightforward and being rude and insensitive. Sometimes I overcompensate and am overly polite or formal for fear of messing up and being perceived as a jerk.

As an Introvert, being friendly and outgoing doesn’t always come naturally to me. What if I say something too personal? Or what if I don’t say enough? How long is a normal amount of time for this conversation to last? If I want to be done with a conversation, how do I get out? How do I tell the host that I’m leaving?

For the last one, I’m becoming adept at the “Irish good-bye.” For the other problems, I’ve tried to observe and learn from the Feelers and Extraverts around me. I have an ENFP and an ENTP in my life who have been very useful for this anthropological research of mine. (Perhaps their Perceiver-ness enables them to improvise better in social situations as well?)

Not What, but How

It might be oversimplifying to say that it’s not what you say but how you say it that matters -- but it is also true to an extent. Now I’m not advocating for you to go tell your mother-in-law that her new haircut makes her head look like a turnip and then follow it up with a big laugh to make it all okay. Even I know that that’s rude.

What I am saying though is that you should act engaged in your conversation with the other person, have open body language (no folded arms), and wear an at least moderately pleasant facial expression. This way people are unlikely to judge anything you say too harshly as long as it’s not downright offensive.

I’ve been told by friends that I often look worried or confused, and I myself have noticed that I often unconsciously furrow my brow. In order to combat my resting concerned face, I try to consciously think about what my face is doing every so often. Am I unintentionally making an expression that does not match my feelings or the feeling that I wish to convey? Is my smile starting to feel forced?

Acknowledge the Awkwardness

This can’t be used much more than once per conversation, but this is the best trick I’ve stolen from my ENFP friend. It doesn’t always mean giggling nervously and saying, “Well this is awkward,” every time either. But something like, “Sorry if this is weird, but where did you get that jacket? I love it!” can work well if you’re uncomfortable giving a complement. Or if the conversation is drying up and you want to switch to a radically different subject you can say, “This is totally unrelated, but…” or “Really random, but I was just thinking about….”

The other person has definitely been in your shoes before, and they might even be in them with you in this very conversation. (The awkward shoes are big shoes—kind of like clown shoes.)

Be Confident

I know, I know. Such cliché advice. But it’s true. If you act like you have confidence in yourself and that you like yourself, the other person will likely feel like they should too—as long as you don’t cross the line and seem like a narcissist.

When my ENTP and I first met and I asked him what he did, he told me about his less-than-glamorous job with zero shame and complete comfort. He acknowledged that it was not his dream career, but he made it clear that he didn’t mind doing it for the time being. It wasn’t until I told my (white-collar) friends about his (blue-collar) job that I realized that it could be perceived in any way other than how he had wanted me to see it.

How you see and treat yourself has a big influence on how other people see and treat you, so project confidence and contentment.

Be Nice

好了,现在我只是陈述显而易见的事实。但honestly, even if you are a tad awkward, if you’re at least a nice awkward person, most people won’t hate you (or even find you that awkward).

Give a complement. Ask the other person a question about themselves. Say things like “thanks” and “nice to meet you.” It’s not hard—remember the whole, “it’s not what you say but how you say it” thing from the first tip?

I think sometimes we (awkward people everywhere) get so caught up in worrying about our own awkwardness that we forget basic social conventions. Right? Or am I just an exceptionally awkward/unintentionally rude person?

So what about all of you? Are you awkward? How do you pretend to be a fully functional person? I can always use new tips!